I Promise to Put You
I Promise to Put You
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Show your love and humor with our Funny Mother's Day Card! Give your parents a good laugh as you promise to put them in the best nursing home. A playful and quirky way to show your appreciation and make them smile. (Just kidding, you're stuck with me. Happy Mother's Day!)
- Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
- Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
- Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
- Dampen with sponge to seal
- Blank interior for your personal message
- Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card
Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.
Colors: Actual colors may look slightly different in person than on your screen.
